John’s Joke Page
What is the noisiest part of a tree?
The Bark!
What is the most musical fish?
Tuna fish!
What happened to the boy who drank eight bottles of lemonade?
He brought seven up !
What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths?
Stinkerbell!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide!
What did the tornado say to the car?
You wanna go for a spin?
Why did Donald Duck go to college?
He wanted to be a wise quacker!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to see what High School was like!
Where do you find giant snails?
On the ends of giant's fingers.
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